I hope there’s something more dangerous than poo that comes out of those asses.

Well, reversberus is definitely less popular than Cerberus for 3 reasons. The alt-text reads: One ass shits in the past, one ass shits in the present, and one ass shits in the future.

So, before you buy reversberus you’re already stepping in dogshit, while you own him you step in dogshit, and when you’re old and reversberus has passed on you’re still stepping in dogshit.

I pray it is limited to stepping in dogshit, Lord help us if the reversberus is larger than an average human allowing his shit to rain down upon us like a locust plague.