This is a parody zine that I am going to be selling at the Unlike Comix table at STAPLE! Independent Media Expo here in Austin on March 6. Check out all the cool stuff that will be there (and support awesome independent comics and zine folk).

If you don’t know Jack Chick’s super hardass Christian tracts, then here’s a good starter: Dark Dungeons.

I’ll be running the whole minicomic here! But, to get your own copy of this tract you’ll need to write directly to me, High Pope of the Eternally Disapproving Church of the Laser Beam Jesus. You can find my email under the ‘About’ tab.